Goblins

When ladds and lasses merry be 

  With possets and with junkets fine, 

Unseene of all the company, 

  I eate their cakes and sip their wine; 

        And to make sport, 

        I fart and snort, 

And out the candles I doe blow; 

       The maides I kisse, 

       They shrieke, "Who's this?" 

I answer nought, but ho, ho, ho!

Van 'The Mad Merry Pranks of Robin Goodfellow'